So Not on the Ball

I don't know what my GPA from my undergrad is. Oh, I know it's good - but I want to know the number itself. How, you might ask, does a person not even know her GPA? Well, undergrad is a long time ago. I have a copy of my transcript somewhere, but I don't know where. Of course, they don't want to just tell me the GPA over the phone or email; they want me to fax a request form and pay a fee so they can mail a copy of the transcript to me. This is really not necessary, since I don't want a breakdown of the whole thing, just the final average.

I feel really not on the ball, when someone asks my GPA and I have to say, "I don't actually know."